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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
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Roger

To untimely depart a gathering of friends in pursuit of booty, preceded by multiple slow, backward approaches to door (can be exit and return), apologies, and professions of love for the bewildered friends (Rogerees).

For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.
"Where's Narco?"

"Dammit, he's Rogered us again!"
by Wuhan Used Clam January 24, 2022
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alexander rogers

An alexander rogers are usually super hot like to the point where girls who haven't seen him are falling for him he also has the tightest of asses stunning good looks and with his tall slender body u havent got to worry about any fat folds
random girl: ohh this boy alexander rogers is so hot ohhh
her male friend: who are u talking about u dont no any 1 named alexander rogers
random girl: i know but i know him in heart
by yayeeter37 April 21, 2022
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Kayden Rogers

A guy with a massive cock and is in general an amazing person he is usually all ways a magnet for girls and all the guys talk crap because they are just jealous of his massive cock and amazing person in general
Did you here Kayden Rogers is awesome
by Acoolguy6937 November 16, 2020
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Roger

Top Ekko player in the world, but dies 18 times in a game.
Wow, Roger did a pentakill then proceeded to feed the Ahri.
by danymonyata November 26, 2020
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Riley Rogers

this fish looking cunt is the biggest beta male you have ever seen. he smells like shit and is fucking trash at basketball
he cant even wank as he has a mangina. he is also lonely no one likes him. he also has 4 elbows
by grace lowe June 12, 2019
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