Plop Rocket

When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.

Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.

by Wessmess January 17, 2009

sausage rocket

A fast moving object fueled by sausages.

Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!

by t0nmontana December 22, 2009

zombie racket

weapon of choice used for most teenage zombie slayers

The weird shaped racket used to sqash those pesky zombies roaming to EAT YOUR BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

The racket used to crack apart zombie balls that tend to fall off once they are dead.

"Watch out for that ZOMBIE!"
"Don't worry, I have my zombie racket!"

"Hey Becca, have you seen my zombie racket?"

"Watch out for those Zombies they might rape you"
"Zombie racket to the balls"

by Gorgondopalus May 12, 2010

stink rocket

When a man pulls out after having anal sex and then jizzes forcefully up the recipients back.

As I was fucking her in the ass, I decided to pull out and blast her with a stink rocket.

by _glitch July 10, 2014

Team Rocket

People in Pokemon who have spent twenty years trying to steal a mouse. And failing. Repeatedly.

"Another Team Rocket Grunt?" George complained. "These idiots are everywhere!"

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

Rickey

A rickey is generally nice and polite but in a weird and awkward way. They make a good friend but will always be friend zoned. Thinks they are the shit for playing a varsity sport. Very bipolar and indecisive especially in his love life. However, knows how to make their friends smile and is classified as a class clown. Very horny

This is ya boy, Rickey ready to catch some hoes

by mrs.surfer jesus August 17, 2017