N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.
by Tesla'sballs April 05, 2011
A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.
Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.
by hesher47581 January 09, 2009
A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.
by Clarkiecat1003 December 01, 2010
When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you
by Beastcheta September 19, 2019
A group of white trailer park men with shotguns who find gangs with black people and shoot them dead
Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
by Herpesbacon April 06, 2017
John's your typical lipstick redneck, he's got his nice polo on with his wranglers today on his way to Abercrombie but, not before a stop at the local gun range/ bait and tackle store.
by Beatrice Sixtynine. November 03, 2009
when a womans pussy is so big worn out you put in a whole ham in than pull out the bone to tighten it up.
it felt like pullin' a string through the grand canyan, until i gave her a "redneck retread", then it was all good!
by robert w. February 27, 2007