Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

virginity reaper

Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy

"The virginity reaper has reaped again"

by srahswrld March 7, 2023

Rim Reaper

• Oral destroyer of anuses; a masterfully skilled rim job-giver

• A necrophiliac with a proclivity toward anal-oral sex

• “I was mawed a euphoric tonguing last night by the Rim Reaper!”

• “There’s evil afoot! all of our cadavers glisten from the anus with faint ellipses of saliva-- we have ourselves a Rim Reaper.”

by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching March 9, 2023

the realest

Desiree Andrade

Desiree is the realest and best friend ever.

by funnygirljit April 5, 2023

Carolina Reaper

Dipping your dick in hot sauce, then dipping your dick into your partner.

“Yo, me and my girl tried the Carolina Reaper last night… it was a blistering hot experience. 5/5 stars on Yelp.”

by One Spicy Meatball May 14, 2023

Rainbow Reaper

A more potent form of the classic woke SJW. Like the Reapers in the Mass Effect series who arrive to cleanse the galaxy of all organic life, this particular strain of Reaper dons the pride colors and aims to cleanse the galaxy of basic reason and common sense. Rainbow Reapers indoctrinate as many children as possible into various far left ideologies, infiltrate the highest levels of corporate America and the western education system, shut down dissent, and mask hate toward majority groups as "tolerance and acceptance" among many other initiatives.

I totally want someone to make a Mass Effect texture mod of the Reapers in rainbow colors - too bad the Mass Effect modding community is made up of Rainbow Reapers.

by TheCeejus June 16, 2023

The Reagen Monkey

The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.

You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey

by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023