"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
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Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
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Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
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