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Smiley Race

A race of smiley faces people. Those on msn that ONLY collect smiley faces emoticons are racist to the rest of the emoticons, such as the LOL emoticon, and the WTF emoticon. The smiley face race tends to be yellow, but may sometimes mutate to an odd shade of blue. They too, are people. We must treat them all with respect because they DO exist.
●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*omg i hate how when you reformat your computer then you lose all ur emoticons T_T
*i had like a zillion before
` {L} i S a R says:
*LOL
*i only collect little smiley ones
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*RACIST!@
*XD
` {L} i S a R says:
*like so ; D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*you only collect little yellow things.. ;O
*you RACISTTTTTAJKBDKHBB
` {L} i S a R says:
*HUN, RACIST = DISCRIMINATION AGAINST         RACE        
*THIS IS NOT
*ETHICS.
*YOU BUM.
*D<
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*smileys = people too >;0
*havent you heard of the smiley race? >.>
` {L} i S a R says:
*lolnu. c:
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*good god woman pay attention in class
` {L} i S a R says:
*./urban dictionaries it
* ●๋•| عмιℓу;ρнαм™ |●๋• says:
*;D
` {L} i S a R says:
*NOPE
*NOT THERE
*8D
*which means it's not real.
*c:
by Diem Anh August 8, 2009
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Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.
"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"
by Vet Student December 19, 2011
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Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009
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Tuk Tuk Race

When you and your mate get hand jobs from two asian chicks at the same time and they race to finish you off.
Jimmy and I were in a hotel in bangkok and took home two birds from a night club.
After a few good goes, we needed to get firm again. When we realised they were both giving us hand jobs to get us hard again, I called out tuk tuk race, and they both went for it.
by Buck McGee August 20, 2013
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pennsylvania drag race

A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.
"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.
by thatogpranksta April 6, 2015
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death race

A fucking race to the death! And it's a movie to.
Hey Paul did you see that movie death race?
by Jar jizz September 25, 2008
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Blonde Race

There's is nothing that proves the existence of the "Blonde Race". Because this is just a variation that exists in the Native Population of Europe, also know us "White People".

And the term Blonde is assigned to people who's hair color is yellow or a very light brown pigment. Can poses any type of eye color that can range from Brown to a very pale Blue color, although this last color usually tends to be more common in these people. Know, Even though their skin is generally pasty white like Brunettes or Redheads, contrary to what other trolleys and nonsense people have said regarding Blonde people having "Yellow" or "Orange" Skin, there is people that, due to sun exposure or tanning, have a Olive Skin that may reflect to some people like "Orange" skin. Furthermore, considering that we live today in a world control by what the media thinks that is "fashion" and "Attractive", we see a lot people manipulated to what some consider as "hot" and one of this things is tanning. Now we have tanning products, sprays and tanning beds that lets people turn these skin into a olive or brownish skin color. So is no strange that get to see a lot Blondes with a fake tanned.

So ,know, stop this nonsense about Blondes been a part of a "race" or having "yellow" or "orange" skin. Blondes are White for crise sake!
Blonde hair people are just one of the many variations that exists in Europe. They are part of White Race, not the "Blonde Race". Their skin texture is naturally pasty white like that of Brunnetes or Redheads. The tipical blonde women that appears in the media usually has a fake artificial tan! That totally contrasts with their hair.
by Mythkiller June 9, 2011
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