Racked

When someone is so boring or of such low status that they get mistaken for a coat rack.
"Dude, did you see hommie get racked last night? Sitting in the bar on his laptop and somee dude just tossed his wet jacket on him like he wasn't even there"
by DukeSweep September 24, 2025
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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
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quack rack

A hat rack made of ducks in the shape of a coat rack that looks like a lamp but isn't
Yeah good luck with that quack rack it's been squawking at me for years
by Stimpy motha fuckas May 2, 2018
mugGet the quack rackmug.

Lead Rack

A dumb-as-dirt Aussie pastime of snorting pencil lead shavings like it’s a line of coke. Usually attempted by drongos who’ve had one too many VBs and think they’re hard as nails. Spoiler: they’re not.
Oi, Gazza’s on the lead rack again. Bloody idiot’s gonna have a HB brain soon
by FlapSlapper1998 February 20, 2025
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umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up
i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022
mugGet the umbrella rackmug.

Racks

You have lots of money and you want to show it off/you flex your money;stacks of money
My daughter said she had rack’s or; my son is standing on racks
by M🐺. ! ! December 5, 2023
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