Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

by nigger nick December 19, 2005

poonasty

The slightly less known, slightly smelly neighbor of the poonanny.

You can go to the poonasty from the poonanny, but you can not go to the poonanny from the poonasty!

by The Royal August 23, 2006

poonastank

The unpleasant aroma of an unwashed vaginal cavity.

I was enjoying my meal until it was ruined by my girlfriend's poonastank.

by Yellow Hobbit September 7, 2006

poon scoon

a dirty cunt ruffler

your a fucking poon scoon

by calvin Baxendale March 1, 2009

Poon Dabbler

One who dabbles with poon, or in other words, has sex with a lot of dirty girls.

Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!

Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!

Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!

by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009

poonashing

when a man takes a lamp cord and wraps it around a girl's neck, plugs it in, and turns it on and off while fucking her.

Dude last night me and my girl were poonashing for so long that the lightbulb blew out!

by pooponkittens January 8, 2011

poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.

She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010