poon punch

A female friend who socks you with her pootie tang.

Duuuuuude!!!!!! My lady friend, partner, companion person hellsa poon punched me yesterday and left a snail trail on my leg.

by CaDog And Eriko April 8, 2004

Poon Slayer

Any Cavallero that pulls mad bitches.

What's a poon slayer? Man Cavallero is the biggest poonslayer of all time

by Poonslayer05 May 6, 2017

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.

"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."

by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008

Poon Diving

Noun: Going scoping for girls to do.

I went poon diving with my friend Jamal.

by andersonj December 15, 2008

Poon Tune

Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."

Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love

by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010

poon tang

the poon is the outside of sisters vagina and the tang is the taste of her inside.

they should make a movie called "joe kuersteiners national lampoon-tangs vacation.

by joe kuersteiner December 3, 2003