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pokedex

A memorable thought or picture that is kept in a WOMANS mind when she masturbates.
Hey Mary see that man with the gorgeous smile he's definatly going in my POKEDEX.
by Holden Johnson July 27, 2008
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poke and choke

When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.
Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".
by john owens November 10, 2007
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Norway Poke

Before having sexual intercourse with a female, the male lathers his penis in mayonnaise. Then, the mayo-covered penis is inserted into the female and sexual intercourse begins.
I was going to give your mom the Norway Poke last night, but I used up all my mayonnaise on a sandwich earlier.
by Patrick1425 March 14, 2009
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poké bowl

A Poké Bowl is a raw fish salad served as an appetizer in Hawaiian cuisine. It has rice, raw fish, veggies and various sauces. Typically eaten by insta girls.
Poké Bowls for lunch?
by Ratchetttt July 4, 2017
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Buckeye Poke

A penis shaft that is covered in diarrhea, and once pulled out, topped with peanut butter and reinserted into the anal cavity.
Dude, I was railing that chick in the ass last night, she neglected to tell me she had the runs, so I ran and grabbed some peanut butter, put it on the head, and reinserted, thus I gave her the "Buckeye Poke"
by bigmac2079 June 24, 2010
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mc-nipple-poke

someone who is 18 years or older that is wearing kanye west glasses or have recently used some
John: Hey George, look at ralph's kanye west glasses.
Geaorge: What a mc-nipple-poke...
by kanye western man May 27, 2009
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poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.
"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"
by ybanrab May 5, 2006
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