poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 05, 2010

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 09, 2024

Poke and Revoke

The act of having sex with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.

Guy 1: "I totally poke and revoke'd Gabriela."
Guy 2: "Better hope you don't run into her."

by Rail and Bail March 15, 2014

Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”

by anonymous April 21, 2023

poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death

Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..

by fury of a taco September 01, 2011

poke

To send a meaningless message to someone in order to notify them that you're waiting for an answer if they're being inactive. This used to be a feature in live messengers (i.e. WLM) before they fell out of style

1: "Yeah, looks like the meeting's been rescheduled."
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"

by FyterX July 25, 2023

poking device

When a man is spooning his partner and ends up poking them in the back with his poking device (erect penis) - whether on purpose or by accident.

I can feel your poking device. Poke me with it.

by surprise shark January 26, 2025