poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 25, 2017

Demon Poke

Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.

Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.

by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator

"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."

by hoss bossman September 12, 2021

Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021