poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009

Poking on the fly

something that happens to a person when they are snooping through someone's phone without permission.

Stupid bish picks up her friend's cell phone and looks at the text messages. The first unread message reads "poking on the fly" if she does not enter the correct password.

It is similar to "owned"

by Adamridlinglol March 18, 2010

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Poking Chin

1. The act of titi-fucking a girl so hard that the head of your dick pokes her in the chin, making her head bounce up and down.

2. Another name for titi-fucking.

EXample 1:
J: "Guess what!?"
C: "What?"
J: "I was poking chin with your sister last night!"
C: " Fuck You.."
J: "HAHAHAHA"

Example 2:
J: *from across the room* " DUDE I WANNA POKE YOUR SISTERS CHIN!!!"

S: " Go ahead! Good for you!"

S and J : "hahhahaha"

J: *slaps C in the face

by mr.meister0902 February 19, 2011

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

by akimb0 April 25, 2011

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010