poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.

I got a poop poking today.

by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018

Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 4, 2008

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

pinky poke

When Skyler's mom and Kathy poke each others privates with their pinkies

My mom and Kathy pinky poke each other

by pinky finger August 14, 2011

Pokity-poke

The action of using an index finger to press almost into something, but stopping just shy of actually making contact. It’s an almost poke...a pokity-poke.

John flinched because Paige gave him a pokity-poke over his belly.

by Pokeman12345678 January 20, 2019

Poke

When you've been drinking beer with your friends and you go outside to Pee and Smoke.

"It's about time for a poke break"

"I'm going to poke, I'll be right back."

by Tbro91 June 26, 2016