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poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.
I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.
by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012
mugGet the poking the spoonmug.

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
mugGet the hornea pokemug.

Pokees

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."
by the 69 kid January 31, 2022
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Poke

To describe some smoke thats pokey (potent), or just describe anything as good, cool etc
"Man that weed is poke, i am so stoned"
"That free party was so poke!"
by Ziziana May 24, 2007
mugGet the Pokemug.

poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
mugGet the poke a monkmug.

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015
mugGet the Salad pokingmug.

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
mugGet the poking the darkhorsemug.

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