Pilot job

Getting slapped in the face by a helicopter dick.

Johnny was getting a blow job, but he decided to give her a pilot job instead.

by Smash78 January 15, 2016

Pilot

A man that has a side hoe from every hub he has been based at.

A man that does not understand the word "matrimony"

A man that dates 10 women within a 50 nautical mile radius

"You know that pilot dave? He has a hoe in every country he's visited"

by Pilotwhoisntoffended September 8, 2018

Pilot Lighting

Refers to "pilot controlled lighting," often available at uncontrolled airfields and useful after dark, or under instrument conditions.

If you land at Treasure Coast International Airport after 0200z, click the mic five times to put the pilot lighting at medium intensity, so you can see the runway.

by Derek Dogan December 21, 2018

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinito

Amani’s best friend ever , a girl whose stunning , amazing and has the kindest heart

Hey pinito

by Pintos bestie April 25, 2021

Laydi Pilot

Innocence Slayer

"Laydi Pilot took me to Wendy's and then some"

by ILIEE February 11, 2009

Commander Pinktaurious

Pinktaurious is the user of a youtube channel whose fanbase consists mostly of 10 year olds whose balls have not dropped yet. Occasionally there are some fans that are of a more mature age, but prefer roleplaying as a messiah.

If anyone makes a negative comment on his channel he will post you a comment that is rather large and meaningless.

His videos consist of poorly made videos "warning" the human race of extinction. His wepons include no proof of anything of any threat, except poorly made pictures of "space gorillas" in cities.

SubCommander SnarlZack: Commander Pinktaurious, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Commander Pinktaurious: No, what do you think I am... popular?

by Jim Park August 1, 2009