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Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.
Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.
by haqlberry July 11, 2022
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your a pigeon

Pigeons are useless. Therefore calling someone useless as if they were a pigeon.
Guy 1: Your a pigeon

Guy 2: What’s that mean

Guy 1: your useless

Guy 2: says you
by Lacrosse terms July 22, 2022
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Pigeon

A person who is always clueless, constantly looking around, and walks with a wandering look.
He’s such a pigeon!
by 🤪😋😮 July 24, 2022
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Pigeon

The female counterpart to a Scrub. Also known as a Skeeo, Pigeons are lazy, selfish, greedy and unfaithful women who treat their boyfriends/girlfriends/romantic partners poorly and often catcall and harass other women and men while doing so.
A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin' five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi

- Sporty Thievz - 'No Pigeons' (Ruffhouse, 1999)
by BronYrAurHouse July 25, 2022
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Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Scarce pigeon

American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas
Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor
by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022
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pigeoned

When you blame someone of doing something you are actually guilty of.
-A: Dude, you ate the chocolate cake
-B: Damn you just pigeoned me, I saw you eat the cake
by sexy_knockers123 April 25, 2022
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