turkey in the parking lot

Going outside to smoke a bowl

Let's go chase a turkey in the parking lot

by scorcharific July 30, 2016

High School Parking Lot

A parking lot at a high school where there are on average 4 children conceived a year.

oh your baby is so cute where did you get him

the back of a 97 Toyota Tercel in my high school parking lot

by penisadult November 16, 2021

Hunting and Pecking

(Also known as H and P.) Hunting and Pecking refers to somebody who is extremely slow at typing. The way H and P-ers type is searching the keyboard row by row finding the key to press, then hitting that key and repeating the process. Some people such as myself find this extremely irritating because you just would like to get up, punch the typer in the head, sit down and began typing at 1000+ words a minute.

Nerd: Type faster...please type faster or I'll wound you!
Typer: Click...Click...Click...
Nerd: AGGHHHH!!!!

by Mehro November 28, 2004

Parking Structure Planet

A parking planet originally called Blorch but was then invaded by Invader Skooge.

by dj gs68 August 14, 2003

Parking the Tiger

v. To park the tiger means to throw up - puke - vomit.

--"Oh my God! Shea is parking the tiger all over that dudes shoes!"

by SirStephicus December 20, 2009

Parking Lot Vixen

A sexy Mistress whom arises from Sewer drains and seduces men and coaxes them with their beauty charm and promised sexual advances in various parking lots where men are vulnerable and alone.

Oscar never came back form lunch said Danielle, It was that damn parking lot vixen said Shane.

by jm31209 May 11, 2010

parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016