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political tourette's syndrome

The inability to withhold or refrain from making political comments.
The presence of Republicans, right wing conservatives, and idiots causes me so much stress, my political tourette's syndrome is uncontrollable. People who know me understand I just can't help myself. Recent events have me avoiding most social and political situations.
(come on, not really.)
by Nancy M. Hawkins March 2, 2006
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Political Teabagging

An ineffectual political statement; first used by John Stewart of the Daily Show to describe the astroturf (faux-grassroots) "Tea Party" events sponsored by conservative political action committees and promoted by Fox News to express unfocused frustration at Republican political losses and the actions of the Obama Administration. Noteable for its reference to the vulgar gesture inflicted on passed-out fraternity boys by their "brothers."
"*SOME* Americans are expressing their First Amendment rights by . . . tea-bagging the White House." -Fox News. Man, I just heard about some whackos committing a Political Teabagging on Fox News!
by craigs.sean May 18, 2009
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Political Correctness

Groupthink. For those who don't want to think. They simply believe what they are told.
Political correctness is when the loudest mouth around the conference table gets to set the agenda, because everyone else doesn't think, or speak up to say what they think.
Neocons dominate the president because he doesn't think things through for himself. He talks of having "a bunch of smart people around me." PR and spin seem to dominate politicians, not any thoughtful process.
by Roberta Gilbert July 16, 2007
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Political Social Science

A personal thought of mine that everybody, no matter what race, or ethnicity, starts out equal. It is that individuals' choice, or fault to practice things that make them appear better, or worse in public society, thus making Politically Correctness wrong. For that people say that you should be nice to everybody for they're all equal, but those people they tell you to be nice to might of done something to lose respect that earns them some forms of chastisement.
Be nice to this Black guy.
No, he got arrested for robbing a store, so he doesn't deserve as much respect. Political Social Science, my friend.
by Colin H. Christ August 21, 2008
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Political Scab

Either a union or non-union employee who crosses the imag­i­nary picket line and votes for a polit­i­cal party pro­mot­ing job related poli­cies con­trary to the employee’s per­sonal finan­cial inter­ests. Com­monly asso­ci­ated with blus­ter­ing, expres­sions of faux-patriotism, and numer­ous other ques­tion­able per­son­al­ity characteristics.
The airline captain is a political scab, more interested in voting for gun, security, and military policies than voting for the political party that will further his own labor contract provisions.
by sumnerln August 1, 2012
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Political Correctness

1. Sometimes it's an excuse for immature, morally depraved, suburbanite dumbshits to get away with obvious hatred and bigotry. They'll cry "PC" as a means of making YOU look stupid for calling them on their bullshit, when you were completely in the right for doing so.

Ironically enough, when you label them with justifiable terms as "racist", "homophobe" or "bigot", they'll cry, bitch and whine that they're not and cover over it by saying that they're not "racist" and that you're just being "oversensitive", which is actually a form of "political correctness"...the very thing that they hate (totally not hypocritical!).

These are the same people who are under the impression that their freedom of speech rights are being legally taken away by Poltical Correctness, when the reality of the situation is that these people were stupid enough to bow out to FUCKING PEER PRESSURE.

You get what you deserve, assholes. Don't whine about "political correctness" impeding on your freedom of speech, whine about your lack of testicles and how you bowed out to societal pressures like little bitches! THAT is what restricted your freedom of speech.

These people claim that those who whine about "political correctness" are crybabies, but these idiots are no better.

2. Other times it's just over-sensitivity to certain things.
Examples from Definition #1-

Dumbshit: Dude, did you see me curbstomp that nigger?
Intelligent Person: You're a racist piece of shit.
Dumbshit: Dude what's with the political correctness? I'm not racist, you're just "oversensitive".
Intelligent Person: No amount of crying "PC" and calling me "oversensitive" won't save you on this one, you're a racist piece of shit. Deal with it.
Dumbshit: *Cuts himself to crappy Emo music*

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Depraved moron: Dude, did you see that gay dude prance around in his pink shirt? He's such a fucking faggot!
Intelligent person: You're a homophobe.
Depraved moron: That's offensive to me!? I'm not a "homophobe" you're just being politically correct!
Intelligent person: ...You worthless hypocrite. *Sprays the douchebag with a flamethrower*

EXAMPLES FROM DEFINITION #2:

Hyper-sensitive person: That person over there has a severe weight deficiency.
Normal Guy: Huh? All I see is some fat dude.
Hyper-sensitive person: Don't say that! It's offensive.
Normal Guy: *Rolls his eyes* You've got to be kidding me.

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Normal person: HEY! Merry Christmas!
Hyper sensitive: I think the term you're looking for is "Happy Holidays".
Normal Person: Whatever...call it what you want, I'm getting presents anyway.
by Therevolutionwillbetelevised August 15, 2008
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politicalike

Noun: A "like" on facebook for something political you actually despise in reality.

Verb: To politicalike something is to like a profile of a political figure or institution to be aware of what the other side is thinking or to protest by commenting on that page.
Dude1: You're such a nasty motherfucker. You would like Santorum. So dirty.
Dude2: It's a politicalike. I hate the man, but love the idea of his association with buttsex.

Dude1: Wait, you like Ken Cuccinelli? You know he's a jackass.
Dude2: No, it's a politicalike so I can complain on his page. We're frenemies. I had to like him to protest.
by betch.deck July 3, 2011
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