Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.

homework gave me another broken pencil.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

Break a pencil off in him

To stab one in the neck with a n02pencil. Namely a prisoner.

We need to break a pencil off in him. Pedos mainly.

by PanPizzaTheFurry March 11, 2022

pencildick

a statement which means the opposite of what u think....it is used to describe men that are very handsome, smart, and their penis is usually more than 10 inches in length

Omg that guy is such a pencildick hes like the sexiest guy i've ever seen

by hotchick908 September 8, 2010

bi-penial

(Adjective) Of or having two penises; two-dicked.

Holy shit, man... I was watching this special on the Discovery channel, and they said that there'e people who are bi-penial. That they have two dicks, man!

by Jorge April 5, 2003

I'll pencil you in

To sexually assult/stimulate someone with a pencil, usually rubber end first for safety.

Oi, come here you silly slag... I'll pencil you in!

by Horny B April 27, 2008

penia

A word which is used when describing a woman's penis.

I got my penia pierced yesterday.

by Renee April 20, 2005