Jess'n'Patrimony

When you are as happy in a relationship, and so close that it becomes almost a marriage.

Named after Jess and Pat, the most married unmarried people in Australia.

Dude, how's your relationship?

It's a state of Holy Jess'n'Patrimony

by Jess'n'Pat Fan October 27, 2008

Patriarchy

A term used by misandrists and some feminists to look smarter and more complex when in reality they are numbskulls.

Person A: "The wage gap exists because of the patriarchy."
Person B: "The wage gap doesn't exist cunt"

by FatDick69 September 30, 2020

partial nudity

Incomplete visible exposure of naughty bits.

peeking aereola, small patch of visible pubic hair, scott baio.

by Scott Baio March 23, 2005

Patrick

the man all the ladies love! super nice, considerate, a gentleman (sometimes) Very cute

oooooooh she is so lucky to be with patrick!

by vcp123 June 1, 2011

Patrik

a dick head who thinks he’s cool because he wears adidas makes gang signs to try to fit in but it doesn’t work out because he’s white.

wow look it’s a patrik he’s probably a douche bag

by TheTruthHurtsButItsTrue May 11, 2018

Patrickitis

A mental disorder characterized by constant, intense impulses to practice the violin whenever possible. In early stages, subject exhibits abnormal affection for his instrument, and occasionally speaks to it. Subject slowly begins to stray from social activity, until, in the final stages, subject lives almost his entire life within an auditorium, gymnasium, or other such structure where constant practice of the violin is possible. Subject may also exhibit a tendency to lash out at those who do not have the disease,as well as appear tired and overworked, occasionally having dark circles form around his eyes. Almost always, and irrevocably, fatal.

D.J. spends all his free periods practicing in the auditorium! He must have Patrickitis.

by Amaxing (Who else?) December 9, 2007

Thanks Patrick's Day

An Irish holiday, held on March 17th. Not to be confused with "St. Patrick's Day" (another holiday with the same date). Thanks Patrick's Day is compared to St. Patrick's day in every possible way, except that you smoke instead of drink and that it was thought out by a strapping young lad, too "confused" to be able to clearly speak the latter's name. This holiday is quickly become more and more well known as time passes, moving from just three high school student to a whopping.....three high school students.

Nostalgic Female Teenager: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was with Jake..."

*Then*

Nostalgic Teenage Boy: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was celebrating Thanks Patrick's Day..."

*LOL*

by Nimble Nancy March 12, 2009