smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Patch

A person that got a patch but he is the best person you ever going to meet and love so go get your self a patch.

james: aye who that
mark: that’s patch

by idontgetgirlsnopump October 16, 2019

sour patch kid

when you’re a bitch

Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid

by puhzenjai October 30, 2019

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021