Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.
by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021
Get the Ghillie Patchmug. Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
Get the Cabbage patchmug. It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.
by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009
Get the Contact Patchmug. by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
Get the hack your patchmug. by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018
Get the Patch itmug. by Pancake007 June 21, 2019
Get the Berry Patchmug. 
Get the Patchesmug.