zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.

John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.

by jamill14 June 9, 2011

Selfie stick

Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.

Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

shmack stick

joint or blunt, looks like a stick, used for shmacking (smoking weed)

blunt, joint, shmack stick, schmack stick,

by eoghan96 July 11, 2011

Nick the Stick

An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.

Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.

by King Rickish May 31, 2019

Potassium stick

A banana

Look at the nerd he brought a potassium stick as a snack.

by King Ving February 9, 2019

Quim Sticks

A South West London term for tampons

The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.

by DukeofEarlsfield January 15, 2011

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022