Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

Loose

What Hellberg was last Thursday

Woah Hellberg! You are so loose! Is it just you last Thursday or are you always like this?

by Prattypanttz October 2, 2020

loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Loose

When ur so high u can’t feel ur body or any of ur surroundings. Being loose is to be free of anything around you

“Hey rachel whats up with you”
“Nothing I’m just hella loose”

by My alien November 16, 2019

Loose Pancake

When you take some syrup and rub it on the outside of a women’s vagina flaps, and then spread them wide to each side and stick them to her inner pelvic region.

Last night Martha was feeling frisky so we decided to give the ole Loose Pancake a try and she smelled terrible after.

by Uncle jeffrey pancakes February 3, 2021

Loose Goose

Adj. + Noun A term to describe someone who is so loose that it is no longer comprehensible as to how loose they actually are.

Gary Strudel: Hey Matao! Guess What?
Matao Froond: I'm a loose goose?
Mike Flucker: Yeah you are you loose goose!

by NetherRealm February 21, 2017

Cyber-Loose

When someone shows affection to many people online, be it kissing, hugging, or cyber

Person one: I cant believe she did that.
Person two: Yeah, she is cyber-loose, man

by Endozam November 13, 2011