loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

Loose

1. Mollie Shannon Daniels 2. Wallered Gape Gaping

Example: Becareful with that plug the socket is Loose and the plug will Mollie DanielsShannon if u move the plug around!

by BadAsh Johnson June 10, 2018

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

Loosing it up

Someone who gets fat so they need to un button there trousers

Ugh I am so full! Let’s loosing it up

by Dtlover November 5, 2019

Loose Dog

when you are doing doggy style on the bed and the girl you fucking is mad loose

Damn girl you a loose dog!!

by Cookierobot69 March 11, 2019

Loose

What retarded people say when they think something isn’t cool like the opposite of tight

“You’re loose for saying loose”

by Jdjjdjdjdjdjxjcjdjs December 2, 2017

Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)

Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.

by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022