October 17

October 17 is kiss ur gf day!!

Go kiss ur gf rn October 17

by Nigha in my booty hole 🤤 October 16, 2019

October 16th

The day a stupid fat fucking fuck was born. There were many stupid fat fucks born this day.

Today is October 16th, my stupid fat fucking fuck of a friend was born today!

by Stupid fat fucking fuck October 16, 2019

October 19

national yeet yourself on the ground.

jackson: bro, it’s October 19. you know what that means!

ethan: let’s yeet ourselves to the floor **yEeTs seLf onTo fLooR**

jackson: **yeEt**

mark: **face palms but yeets self onto floor**

by jesus chanclas October 17, 2019

October 18

Everyone With the name Jessica are able to have sex with anyone

Jessica fucked Adam in the ass on October 18

by Niggerfagg69420 October 17, 2019

October 18

National kick boys in the balls day

Hey it’s October 18 you know what that means I’m kick you in the balls

by Yo it’s your boy skinny penis October 17, 2019

October 18, national get a life day

If you need a girlfriend/boyfriend, get one. Do you have an imaginary friend? DESTROY IT! Make real friends. Getting bad grades? STOP THEN.

GET A LIFE NOW. ON October 18, national get a life day YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE.

by GabeTheSpiderKid October 18, 2019

october 18, 2006

The best day to be born! All people born on this day are superior to all other people. You couldn’t even try to be better that someone born on this day!

“Wow, their born on October 18, 2006, they must be better that me”

by Iambetterthatyouinallways October 31, 2020