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Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.
Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"
by ThePotatard June 19, 2016
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who shot the couch

A term used when someone is wearing really ugly pants. Referring to a Grandma's ugly couch, a person may say who shot the couch? Indicating that that person is wearing ugly pants. Who shot the couch can be used in many other ways. For example: Nice shirt, who shot the couch? and many more ways to express ugly things.
"Look at that guy, he's wearing camo pants."

"Nice pants, who shot the couch!?"
by PPL. (: November 10, 2011
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Fuck your couch!

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009
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FUCK MY COUCH

it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.
FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars
by anon21123 April 28, 2010
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Fuck Yo Couch

A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.
"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
by G Basic June 9, 2004
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American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!
Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!
by Dave June 28, 2004
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duke depp’s couch

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).

He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.
by stellarghayvodka March 19, 2021
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