Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

Nonce

Someone who wears a pollar neck

Look at that nonce in a pollar neck

by Bridgewatersgay December 3, 2024

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

Nonce

nonce is a British slang word for a child molester.

That ginger twat Stephen Tries , he's a right nonce

by Salmon tastes like crap January 22, 2019

Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019