"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024
person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles
person2: i got faded by achilles
person:1 your donzos pal
person2: i got faded by achilles
person:1 your donzos pal
by cadens barber March 28, 2024
when you are so high your speech begins to be slurred, you say things out of context, and you talk about random ass shit. usually when one is in a state of "dummy faded-ness" they do not have enough will power to get up and start walking
Finn: bro rebecca came over before school and we didn't even hook-up we just got high
Chuck: damn I was wondering why she was acting so dummy faded during class
Chuck: damn I was wondering why she was acting so dummy faded during class
by /babygurl/ July 06, 2019
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by TheDummyBummy January 06, 2025
by Micheal tony February 26, 2022
Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024
I was so tri-faded last night
by Alex Clark October 12, 2018