cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

who asked

A weird insult that people use that completely contradicts itself

My grandma died 😭
Who?
My grandma😭😭😭
No, who as in who asked

by Vortex49 March 16, 2023

The One Who Asked

No one.

“Air is the one who asked”

by RandomKyleWasTaken March 19, 2023

nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Ask

the selling price of an item, particularly a financial security.

Bonds' asking prices

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024