never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her

basically when you meet a red head, you'll love it too much to get rid of her

"damn she's feisty"
"well once/ when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her"

by she's right tho September 7, 2016

I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

never post hate speech or people’s personal information

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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024

Grateful, never hateful

This is an expression that depicts one should always have gratitude and be grateful, never hateful.

Listen here, Linda. Grateful, never hateful!

You know what.. Grateful, never hateful.

by LingDanc803 July 6, 2023