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Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster 

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant
Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!

marine natural resources 

not the water where cruise ships dump
wooster AK is not topical on the term "marine natural resources"

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY 

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

Natural Joe

A smooth mutha-fucker.
That fuckin Natural joe just left the club with
3 fine ladies.

Natural Male 

A male that is in color while everyone else is in black and white; like HD Flat Screen TV compared to a 1950's Black and White TV... A male that doesn't wear fake smiles or fakes it until he makes it...
Damn, he and the girl sitting next to him don't even like each other but the anointed speaker chose them to get married... But he expressed his disdane about the whole thing in front of the whole church and caused an argument with the girl that equally disapproved. No smiles or fakery until it was done; he must be a Natural Male
Natural Male by Eridesceen January 24, 2018