Ninja Kitty 

a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string

Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....

...megatokyo rules....

Ninja Kitty by Jimmy Kline July 24, 2008

Ninja King 

The Ninja King is a chess move where your King takes every other piece on the board, moving crazy and ninja-like (you basically grab the king and knock every other piece over). It can only be used if either you are check-mated, or the King is your only piece on the board.

Note: This is not actually a real chess move.

"Oh man, I almost won that game, then Frank pulled a massive Ninja King on me. Did not see that coming."

or:

Bob: "Check Mate!"

Frank: "Oh yeah? well how do you like my NINJA KING!"

*Grabs king and destroys every other piece*

Bob: "Shit."

Ninja King by Weardow7 September 7, 2007

ninja dab 

Surprising someone who is taking a dab by dropping even more wax on the nail for them then predetermined

As James took a baby dab like a bitch Todd threw on a huge ass ninja dab in the bucket.

ninja dab by soulsbowls July 15, 2016

Ninja has Ligma

Ninja has Ligma

Ninja has Ligma

Ninja has Ligma by Bluefirework_17 April 7, 2019

ninja pacifiers 

NINJA TOYS AND CRIBS,
WAIT NO,
NINJA PACIFIERS, I WANT YOUR BABY SUCKIN' ON ME
~Ninja, Twitch TV

Ninja pacifiers i want your baby sucking on me

Thats kinda gay ninja like pedophile priest levels of wrong

ninja pacifiers by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020

ninja nerf 

The act of nerfing something without any forewarning.

While most nerfs are announced that they will happen before they actually happen, a ninja nerf is simply done, leaving the players to discover, usually being completely screwed over at the same time due to being surprised.

Player A: C'mon, let's go kill that boss. I'll get my shifter tank.

Player B: Ok, let's go. Those shifter tanks get like 2000 hp, so we should be fine.

*Player A and B get to the Boss*

Player A: omfg Wtf!? I've only got 800 hp!? *dies*

Player B: Oh Fuck... *dies*

Player A: Well wtf... I had 2000 hp yesterday... I didn't see anything about a nerf on the forums, did you?

Player B: Nope. Must have been a ninja nerf.

ninja nerf by H-o-G September 11, 2008

ninja shitter

Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.

-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going

~10 mintues pass by~

-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter

ninja shitter by CSCC September 30, 2010