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mother hen

A female pimp who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking part of their earnings in return.
Her girls felt safer working for her than for previous abusive male pimps. Indeed, Maddie was a 'mother hen' with a reputation for protecting her girls.
by talk2me-JCH2 September 22, 2022
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epic mother fucker

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
by papasario September 3, 2013
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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.
John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!
by -Hammer February 27, 2005
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the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
by Tenacial August 28, 2007
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Motherdick

An extremely powerfull word used to describe the state of a person's 'Dickness' or 'Dick-being'.
Tom:"Man why the fuck hasnt joe showed up yet"

Frank:"Dunno man hes a Motherdick!!. Probably thats why"

OR

Awais:"Gibran you motherdick!!."
by Pimp March 4, 2003
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mother fuck-ass

another form of mother fucker but more applicable to when you fuck something up
John: Dude you totally missed your bus. You are such a dumb-ass.
Drew: MOTHER FUCK-ASS!!
by wufei September 9, 2004
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