Moses

A really cool girl. With amazing grades. She is really smart and can be dumb. She is a really big fangirl and has much fan accounts. She has much love in her even if she doesn't know it. She loves to help people. She is in love with bears and calls Herself weird names. She loves music and dance. She wants to make her strand come true. She wants to study at a university.

Moses is a independit woman

by Browniebear June 17, 2017

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017

mossed em

A sports term, meaning that some one is totally covering there man.

The conerback mossed em all game long! They won`t be throwing his way any more.

by WaltMo4 August 30, 2017

mossiah

A item that is incorrect, over priced, or just plain useless

Wow this vacuum is a mossiah it just sits there.

by Mcnastyeazy345 September 14, 2017

Moses of the spliff

The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group

Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff

by Spliff moses September 24, 2017

MosesLucas

A meme originating in the bowels of certain semi-popular Discord channels. Refers to someone obsessed with anime (especially pornography and hentai) to a degree that constitutes outright weeabooism, especially someone who is deathly afraid of admitting the fact, and/or a hikiNEET.

Named after a character from the semi-popular underground I'm Not a Weeb visual novel. All one word owing to the limitations of text boxes in-game.

MosesLucas: Have you read the new manga by Harumaki Nizatishakazi? I can't wait to move to Japan. Or, I would if I could stand the sun, but that burns too much. I hope my mom made ramen tonight. DESU DESU DESU

Random person: Are you serious? Don't be such a MosesLucas.

by xxxSLHxxx December 8, 2017

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018