The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 26, 2018
Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
by Protein Dan July 30, 2018
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee June 19, 2017
Definition: Matrix Mondays
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
Martyn InTheLittleWood in a maid dress. Also a common tag on Tumblr with posts usually every few mondays or so.
by vampcoven January 21, 2024