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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
by anonymous February 3, 2025
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Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
by anonymous May 19, 2021
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le' monday

adjective: the feeling you get when all you want to do is flip a table.
Employee 1: Hey man, did you F**CKIN' hear what Tony said at that meeting?"
Employee 2: *sigh* yea man.. le' monday vibes
by le'monday September 21, 2020
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Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.
Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!
by KevinTV May 14, 2011
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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
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Monday Party

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday

Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day

Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success

Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
by juliabiala January 19, 2020
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