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Monday

A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:

1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.

Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
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Monday

1. The infamous dreaded day of the week, when kids go back to their most hated hellhole, school, and adults go back to the jobs they absolutely hate.

2. A day known to cause the "Monday Blues", where people feel miserable, depressed, or upset about going back to places they hate, and often feel disappointed that the weekend is over.
3. The day that Garfield absolutely hates, and the day that treats him horribly. His famous line "I Hate Mondays" is featured very frequently on the Garfield comics.
4. The most unwelcome visitor of all time, long overstaying its welcome.
5. A day only idiots like, unless they have no job or they do not work on Mondays.
6. Perfect synonyms for misery, depressing, and sad
1. Ugh, It's Monday again! I hate Mondays! Why Monday, I hate my job, fuck off Monday!
2. I suffer greatly from the Monday Blues, I hate my job, I hate my bosses, I hate my coworkers, I hate my life, I want to die, all thanks to Monday, the worst thing to ever exist.
3. Garfield, despite being a cat and having no job, hates Mondays more than anything, and always has bad luck. He always says, "I Hate Mondays" and often goes through physical pain, something that doesn't happen any other day of the week.
4. Monday is the most unwelcome visitor, yet it always comes back, and overstays its welcome, forcing us to spend 1/7 of our life with it.
5. If you like Mondays, you are an idiot, unless of course you have no job, or your job doesn't work on Mondays!
6. Monday is miserable, depressing, and sad, making it a perfect synonym for miserable, depressing, and sad. I HATE MONDAYS!!!!!
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Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .
by Meh life March 15, 2020
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Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂
"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"
by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017
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Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).
"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."
by madeine July 19, 2016
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Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.
John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
by Warcat March 16, 2020
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