by Old Barney July 18, 2017
by Coolcalo 69420 February 15, 2020
A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.
by Blakes mom May 16, 2017
When you have a problem or lost something and ask someone else for help or to see and the problem is fixed or the lost item is found.
by kevnet May 20, 2021
by Tpeezy November 14, 2013
A wonderful woman that loves their emo kid and accepts them because they realize they are cool and helps them dye their hair and go shopping for the right emo clothes. Emo moms are accepting of their child and any any challenges life throws their way. An emo Mom also listens to all emo songs, AND enjoys them too!
by Xx of the Mazzy March 05, 2016
(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou September 20, 2015