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Mom-Zone

like friend-zone. If some girl is mom-zoned, you know that no matter how drunk you get, all you are going to want from her is more pie.
Guy: I'm black out drunk, and my penis out. Can I have more pie?
Mom-Zoned Girls: Why yes sweetie!
by akjghasdfkjhasdkfl November 7, 2010
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Mom Jeans

Another way of abbreviating marijuana to thwart off nosy assholes who know what "mary jane" means.
I've gotta hide my mom jeans in the dresser before my parents get!
by Chronically0nline November 26, 2014
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Mom's Spaghetti

A reference to a lyric in a remix of the song Lose Yourself by Eminem in which Eminem is edited to say a word(s) in every phrase with spaghetti or one of the lyrics in the opening verse of the song.
His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
by Xero B January 4, 2017
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mom look

The look you get when your boyfriend/girlfriend introduces you to their mom and you see the look of disapproval in her eyes.
I think my mom really likes you.....

Uhhh.no she totally gave me the mom look....i feel so ashamed.
by Paige-hey sarah i told you. August 21, 2014
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Mom-V

A new breed of smaller SUV's with less ruggedness and more feminine lines created to help relieve high gas prices and provide better gas mileage.
"Hey didn't Tommy get a nissan murano for his 16th birthday?"

"Yea he did."

"Man, that sucks for him, i mean it's a nice car but it's such a Mom-V!"
by Melanie Hunter November 26, 2006
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Mom spit

The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.
Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*

Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better
by Angie Kerns March 20, 2009
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Mom stroke

A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.
"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".
by hipmom January 28, 2010
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