upper mississippi academy

A public charter school in st paul MN, very hands on learning

enroll now at Upper Mississippi academy now ! umissacademy.org

by hugmepls February 12, 2018

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Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

by Konnie May 7, 2019

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Mississippi back brace

When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger

man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.

Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace

by Bigdickrob June 6, 2016

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Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penis together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.

Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.

by Rick Nay June 12, 2022

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