Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)
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Mini facial

When a man who can only produce small amounts of cum, nuts all over a girls face.
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Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall
Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her
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Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
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mini-orgy

I had a mini-orgy with my two best buddies.
by India Frau April 13, 2018
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mini pop

young teens or adults that act like little kids in mature set environment
did you see all those mini pops at the gym
by Trashy87 July 15, 2008
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