When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.
Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!
The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.
by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017
A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.
by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023
George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017
by Lucy360 May 17, 2021
by G1LOGIC February 15, 2020
Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025