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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people
Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget
by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024
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Midget

A very short person that’s real name is Cerys, this person often has a bad attitude and can’t handle there drink
Oh no it’s midget don’t let her drink any alcohol
by Heavylongballs June 5, 2022
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Midget

I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1
by Tesco for life September 5, 2019
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.
Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.
by Escibar May 27, 2022
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Midget

Olle is such a midget
by pottanpro September 17, 2019
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Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.
A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022
mugGet the Midgetatemug.

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