Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

Meeting

Make sure everyone is dead before you talk to him

Went to meeting the other day and some guy pulled out a giant black dildo and started whacking people

by Tricky Surrey March 2, 2022

Sanity meeting

Originally started as Morning sanity meeting, it is basically smoking pot by the water

Oh man, that was a good sanity meeting!

by Bgln December 13, 2022

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 14, 2010

meet and jeet

term discovered while studying English Lit at Kingston uni
-means a rapid gathering at which all participants undergo sexual activities

viva street ting- you go to the most recent meet and jeet?
ali- mate i organised it but no one turned up (again)

by vivastreettingz July 8, 2024

pleased to meet you

Said on being introduced to someone

This is my wife, Pleased to meet you

by Debskelly1985 August 15, 2021

Meeting

When you meet a girl online, take her to the Mexican restaurant for a delightful chicken quesadilla and then bring her home and bend her over the sink in your friends apartment. Only to find out she left her balanced PH, all her self respect and the understanding she’s nothing more than a quick hit at home.

Hey man I’m going to a meeting with Julie. Mind picking up some bleach on the way home?

by JRs wife November 22, 2020