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Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.
Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!
by mr.bell September 28, 2009
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The Wire Man

When your railing a girl from behind, grab her hair and wrap it around with one hand, like your wiring a blue marlin.
by Alfonzo IV January 8, 2010
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Man Grill

A really expensive, usually stainless-steel BBQ Grill that takes up more space on a deck or patio than necessary to cook food. Sometimes comes with a Rotisserie Attachment that is never used.
Bruce: Hey Dudes, come check out my Man Grill

Alex: Dude, what the hell do you need a 14 foot grill for? As if you will ever use that Rotisserie attachment.

Bruce: FO
by Milky2010 November 8, 2009
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Man-pass

1. A metaphorical permit
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.
I totally got the Man-pass from the wife to go play poker tonight!
by ODeuce May 7, 2009
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man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.
Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!
by AfraidOfTheHams March 4, 2013
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Slender man

Some Tall pale guy that get’s pissed when you take this papers
Some slender man is gunna kill me
by Theh publisher November 12, 2019
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Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.
Wow, ant man is my savior
by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
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