Draco Malfoy

huge obsession on harry potter. like just tell him u like him!
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.

exhibit A: draco malfoy climbs up a tree and waits for harry to go outside. just for harry.
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him

by batwithdicks December 31, 2020

Draco malfoy

LITERAL DADDY. PERIOD.

Person 1: who is Draco malfoy 😐
Person 2: daddy 😏

by keiramalfoy January 1, 2021

draco malfoy

ugly mf who should drink poo

person 1: do u like draco malfoy or dicaprio better
dicaprihoe 1: leonardo dicaprio ofc

by dumb.skittle January 2, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A sexy mother fucker, the best fictional character alive, such a segsy beast

Omg he is such a Draco Malfoy.

by dracomalfoyissexy January 3, 2021

A Maison

A man who wrestles anything he/she touches sexually

First friend: "bro I just watched a fight near the supermarket I think hes Doing a maison"
Second friend: "was it a guy or a girl"
First friend: "does it matter"
First Friend: "he was a guy or was grinding down on him ferociously"
Second friend: "Jesus christ"

by AuxCord February 26, 2021

Draco Malfoy

Gross boy played by a transphobic musty man 😩

Friend: I love draco malfoy
Me: I will punch you in the face

by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A hot ass motherfucker who is my boyfriend not yours and gets mad when someone says potter not Pottah also I’m pretty sure his father never here’s about it

Draco Malfoy is my boyfriend

by Kara Crawford March 9, 2021