This dude thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He will brag about how heavy his backpack is and can even carry six chairs at once. He compares himself to Chuck Norris but is really lighting McQueen's left ballsack. He doesn't like to admit it but he is really creepy too. He likes to stalk Shy on snapchat. This dude also watches anime but doesn't admit it either.
by Timmy_Crow October 27, 2020

Miller is
by Cuttingdugshair January 12, 2022

The shortest person you will ever meet. Even though they are short Millers are always hillarious.
They are the coolest person you will ever meet.
They are the strongest person in the world comparable with a rock
Some people say they are gay but they arent they are 0% gay , 100% straight
DIck size an average of 2 Miles
They are the coolest person you will ever meet.
They are the strongest person in the world comparable with a rock
Some people say they are gay but they arent they are 0% gay , 100% straight
DIck size an average of 2 Miles
Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MILLER
Person 2: OMG IT IS.
Person 1: I'M GONNA GO SUCK HIS DICK.
Person 2: I'M CUMMING ALREADY FUCKKKKKKKKK
Person 2: OMG IT IS.
Person 1: I'M GONNA GO SUCK HIS DICK.
Person 2: I'M CUMMING ALREADY FUCKKKKKKKKK
by AnonymousPervert June 9, 2020

by LEBthecoolkid June 30, 2021

An egotistical prick. He enjoys dating the same girl for 4 year but still hasnt fucked her. He is also a soccer prodigy or so he claims.
An Alec Miller is the cool guy who everyone likes to like/dislike(dependepending on who you are). He also eats moist cookies from his caring gf.
by Nervous May 14, 2019

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024

She was such a hoss in the gym that I fantasized about getting her back to my place and giving her a Salty Miller.
by Spanksee May 17, 2023
