Meat Salad

someone whom is of no use to anyone.

you son are about as useful as a meat salad to a vegetarian.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

meat racket

(n) A term, originating in Central Maryland, used to describe music disliked by the individual. The music in question can range from a single song to an entire music genre. This term is widely used in Howard County.

Tracy: Country music is such a meat racket; I can't stand it!

by srad September 21, 2014

slick meat

Any processed meat product that has a shinny outer surface. Typically used in describing meats that have been formed or shaped and it origins can not be identified with out the package label.

Bologna and hot dogs are the most common slick meats.

by Brian Hagmeier May 21, 2008

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

meat truffles

a man's testicles

that's a kick in the old meat truffles

by litlelev March 31, 2009

beat cha' meat

to masturbate (men only)

yo playa, u dont get no biddies, go home and beat cha' meat.

by Ryan f May 31, 2006