May 15th:)

National Give your boyfriend a lap dance day
Or give him a blowjob whenever he wants all day

Hey kassidy it’s may 15th:) so come give me a lap dance or suck my cock

by Rip roach May 8, 2022

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May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 10, 2022

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A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019

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Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 3, 2020

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May 24

National 3-sum day.

Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24

by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021

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May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022

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