Coldly Logical

An internet troll that puts even more energy into his posting than his trollees by repeatedly isolating and pouncing on irrelevant consistencies is known as Coldly Logical, especially if he declares himself such.

"The onus of my argument is perfectly static, kindly stop trolling and present counter-arguments rather than merely atomically dissecting mine."

"What can I say? I'm just Coldly Logical!" (Laughing smiley optional)

by sigma_grcade July 8, 2009

Logic

Is biracial

Logic: Someone said go back to Africa you Biracial
The Black Community: Holding on to that 25% 🤏🏿

by AiionVe May 26, 2021

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Thomas Knaack Logic

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.

1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”

by Bbecks February 1, 2025

that's logic

A way of saying that something someone else said is logically sound. Essentially "that makes sense."

Person 1: "Traffic was really bad on my commute today."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's logic cause everyone on vacation is going to the beach."

by DocYams May 12, 2018

Tyler logic

Anyone named olu is wrong and olu logic is a myth Tyler's opinion is always right when it's against someone named olu

I used Tyler logic to prove olu logic wrong

by Kingdestroyer910 October 9, 2025