Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.
Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.
by Likethegodfather3 September 13, 2011
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Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.
I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!
by ougwdv September 12, 2019
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Lemon Rind

A lemon Rind is the act of sticking ones finger up his or her anus and wiping the excess juice around the rim of a drinking glass.
Johnathan was particularly angry at his new brother in law, but to avoid a violent altercation, he rigged his new family members iced tea with a Lemon Rind.
by Guy_fier August 01, 2021
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lemon video

A video upload which contains brazingly
false or.misleading information (esp.)
with regards to health related issues,
without any in depth research which
supports this claim.
A video infomercial upload advertising
any too good to be true product or service offer.
Scam marketing.
Sarah bought a cure foe cancer recipe
cookbook after watching a lemon video, only to find out later on snapchat that
the author received a five year jail sentence for negligence.
by 10isC November 23, 2017
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fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.
Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!
by Trizequel & clizzare January 19, 2012
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