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Bro Lauren is a house fire
Lauren by Windowdemon February 5, 2025
Lauren is a two-faced person, but not just a typical two-faced person but something way different. You see, when she is around the girls, she is very petite, very demure, very innocent, very dominant and a super leader. However, when she is around the boys, she turns into a whole another breed. She becomes the nastiest slut I have ever seen! She is fierce and flirty, and often gets wet easily! So it wouldn’t be a problem if you’re a male!
A girl friend: Hey Lauren, wanna hang out with him?
Lauren: Omg yes I am getting turned on!
A girl friend: But he is your cousin!
Lauren by blacksonistheblackest September 7, 2025
Lauren is a horrible driver
Lauren by KRMSH September 18, 2025
Me:Hey look it’s a circle
Friend:Nah bro that’s just a Lauren.
Lauren. by Mardy_smarty March 9, 2021

Lauren Jauregui 

Lauren is a bisexual Cuban American. She's hot. Planet green eyes ready attack you. She will make you question your sexuality. Her smile will kill you just by looking at it. She is funny af. Grammar police. If you get on her bad side, she will go off or she will ignore you and probably block you on social media. WARNING: SHE WILL MAKE YOU TURN GAY!!!! Sassy af.
Random person: who is your favorite Disney princess?
Me: Lauren Jauregui
Random person: But she's not......
Me: I SAID LAUREN JAUREGUI
Lauren Jauregui by M1k3y_J4ur3gu1 August 27, 2017