pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007

The Lacerator

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.

"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"

by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004

LATERAL

Some body that come in a conversation and dont know what it is about

A stupid person

Nosey

damn bra stop being a lateral

by Lionel Simmons June 15, 2006

laterz

A word used to emphasize ownage.

*Bob gets owned*
"haha, laterz Bob!"

by Ariana A September 29, 2005

lamer

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

by J January 23, 2004

lakers

Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.

The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.

by Laker fan July 15, 2008

Laker_Girl

A moron with low self-esteem.

Makes wild, insane accusations and statements, then fails to accept defeat when proven false.

God, she's such a fucking moron.

by Big Dick McGee April 29, 2004